Buster Bluth Quotes
Buster: Let me go with you. I was trained by Army. I speak the language.
Michael: You speak Arabic?
Buster: La-ach-ha-tem.
Michael: What’s that mean?
Buster: No, I was just clearing my throat, but I think it actually does mean “laundry” but like a child’s laundry. We don’t really have a word for it.
Buster: Well if you don't want her, you don't want me either. She taking care of me. She glued my thumb back on! Sister's my new mother, mother ... and is it just me or is she getting hotter too?
Lucille: Well why don't you marry her!?
Buster: Maybe I will!
Michael: We're veering away from relatibility again.
Buster: And that's why you don't use a one armed person to scare someone.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007Buster: They only wanted me because I have one hand. And I won't do it. That's not the way Mother is raising me.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007 Narrator: Buster meanwhile, was enjoying being with Oscar, but Oscar was longing for his Sweet Freedom.
Oscar: Say, you don't have any Sweet Freedom or Tropical Ease or any of the Hwaiian blends, do you? ... Someone's coming!
Buster: Oh God! Get in the cage and hide behind the mirror. It'll look empty.
Buster/Surrogate: I had a great time, Gob.
Lucille: I think he's being sarcastic.
Buster/Surrogate: No I'm not, mother.. I mean lover!
Gob: Buster? Is that you?
Buster/Surrogate: I like making love to mother!
Lucille: We could have dealt with this earlier, but Michael's been too busy with his "English muffin."
Gob: Typical.
Buster: Delicious.
Narrator: Meanwhile, George Sr. arrived at the Startled Straight tent.
Buster: I'll be waiting out here with my enlistment forms, so go in there and scare them right into my open ARM!
Narrator: But as it turns out, the fair had two Startled Straight tents, and George Sr. had wandered into the church sponsored one...
George Sr: Wanna be some guy's girlfriend?
Narrator: ...intended to scare gay young men into a heterosexual lifestyle.
George Sr: Wanna' have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, and start messing with your junk?
Guy in Crowd: Is he ugly?
Buster: I decided to sleep in the car so my snoring wouldn't bother you. And I left that recording of my snoring so you wouldn't know I'm gone.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 14th, 2007 Lucille: They’re not going to let you in at the country club with that.
Buster: [As Franklin] I don’t want no part of your tight-ass country-club, you freak bitch!
