Buster Bluth Quotes (Page 2)
Buster: Hey! I'm finally being treated like a real person. Not some deformed..
Gob: Ah! Hook. I forgot about that there, elephant man. We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves.
Lucille: It’s a robot.
Buster: I hate it. I miss Lupe.
Lucille: No, I won’t let you go down that road. I want you to be strong, and you don’t need the comfort of an immigrant in Mother’s old stirrup pants to make you feel that way.
Buster: I will tell you this Michael. If mother saw those two she's going to change clothes. And that means they'll be on the balcony. Whenever she changed clothes she made me wait on the balcony 'till zip-up. And yet anything goes at bath time!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 13th, 2007 Lucille: George Michael. Buster, did you at least offer your nephew a can of soup?
Buster: Yes, mother, I did.
[flashback to earlier that day]
Buster: Can I open a can of soup for you?
George Michael: [looking at his hook] Can... can it open cans?
Buster: Can what open cans?
Lucille: How the hell are you supposed to dance in here when it’s so hot? I’m so hot!
Buster: [Voice cracking] If you were hot, Mother, we would win!
Michael: Buster, you can’t zip-line over there.
Buster: Either I zip down, or he zips up, and that is a mighty long zipper on Mother’s Cher jumpsuit. You have to get on your knees to start it.
Michael: This is much less scary. Godspeed, Buster.
Buster: [about Starla] She's not a whore, mother. Yes - she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be... Terrifying.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 9th, 2007 Buster: Mom is becoming a little controlling.
Michael: What tipped you off? When she locked you out on the balcony again?
Buster: That was half my fault. I thought I saw a graham cracker out there.
Michael: You baited the balcony?
Lucille: Prove it.
Lucille: Oh, Buster, thank God you're home. There's no shame in being a coward.
Buster: (shows her a stuffed seal) I am not a coward. Would a coward have this?
Lucille: What the hell is that?
Buster: These are my awards, Mother, from Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing.
Lucille: You're doing well?
Buster: I was just dropping these off. Now if you'll excuse me, they're putting me in something called Hero Squad.
Buster: Come on. Get my ire up! Push me! Oh, this is turning out to be much more fun than I’d hoped.
Narrator: It was fun. But it wasn't helping him become a better soldier.