Buster Bluth Quotes (Page 3)
Gob: I’m the pathetic one, Buster, not you. I totally freaked out in front of that prosecutor today. Like a little girl. In a little dress. Little saddle shoes. Little pigtails.
Buster: Wow, that does sound like a little girl.
Buster: I can’t do it; I can’t make my bed, and I can’t do this, either ... I’m sorry ... Aren’t you supposed to yell at me and call me “homo” and motivate me over this wall?
• Vote for this Quote! • August 8th, 2007 Lucille: What are you doing home?
Buster: The Army had half a day.
Buster: Make love in your own hand, Mother!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 8th, 2007Buster: Oh, I love this way of life. This is where I belong. I love being Mexican.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 8th, 2007 Narrator: And Buster was finding himself right at home.
Buster: Oh, my God! I used to have a shirt just like that.
Narrator: It was Buster’s old shirt. Lucille had given it to Lupe.
Buster: And the hand chair! I had one in my room! I wonder where that went.
Narrator: It went right there.
Buster: Mother, when you see this videotape, you’ll know that I left, not out of cowardice, but out of... Oh, man, it’s tired in here...
• Vote for this Quote! • August 8th, 2007 Lucille: A camcorder. That’s so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns.
Buster: I ought to point to Uncle Oscar’s Charlie Browns next time you’re on top of him, Mother.
Buster: Mother? Mother, what’s going... I heard zoo noises.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 8th, 2007 G.O.B.: I’ve got the proof, Michael. Dad’s signed contract with Saddam.
Buster: [whispers] Hussein!
