Buster Bluth Quotes (Page 5)
Lucille 2: Buster, this is exactly why our relationship does not work.
Buster: Our relationship doesn't work?
Lucille 2: No, not as long as you keep getting me all mixed up with your mother.
Buster: It is exactly the opposite. I'm leaving my mother for you. You're replacing my mother.
Buster: Good one mom! [spanks Lucille]
Lucille: What the hell was that? A son doesn't spank mother.
Buster: Sorry. I got my Lucille's confused. [spanks Lucille 2]
Lucille 2: What was that?!
Buster: I dunno.. you don't spank mother.
Lucille 2: Well, you can add me to that list.
Buster: Okay. Neither.
Buster: [about Lucille 2] And her nausea's gotten really bad, too. It's really been difficult on us. It's definitely taking its toll.
Michael: Well, you know, you're free to go, pal. It's not like you made a commitment to this woman.
Buster: Well, I didn't make a commitment ... I did refer to it as our nausea. But you know, that's when we were going at it really hot and heavy.
Michael: Well, now it's my nausea.
Lucille: She's been a family friend for years... It's just... creepy!
Michael: Mom, I think you might be overreacting.
Lucille: She changed him as a baby!
Michael: Okay, that's... that's about the creepiest thing I've ever heard.
Buster: That's why she didn't look surprised.
Buster: And I'm going to continue dating, Mom.
Michael: It sounds a little bit like 'dating Mom'.
Buster: It's starting to feel a little like it.
Buster: Um, is it okay if I do it for Mom and not you?
Michael: Yeah.
Buster: Because I really like Mom.
Michael: We know.
Lucille: Buster, what's going on? What happened to your head?
Buster: Nothing. Gob was just teaching me how to hit it with a hammer.
Buster: I've already got a Lucille in my life.
Lucille 2: I understand ... that's healthy.
Buster: That's what you do when life hands you a chance to be with someone special. You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mom says.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 3rd, 2007 Michael: Gob, what are you doing here? And why are you in your bath robe?
Gob: What's he doing here? And why is he in his bathing suit?
Buster: Mom dropped me off to spend some time with Michael.
Gob: To spend time with Michael? or to serve her own menopausal needs?
Michael: She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything.
Buster: Yeah... Mom's awesome... Maybe we should call her.
