Carl Carlson Quotes (Page 2)
Ned: Homer, I can honestly say that was the best episode of "Impy and Chimpy" I've ever seen!
Carl: Yeah, you should be very proud, Homer, you, uh... got a beautiful home here.
Fish: (singing) Homer loves Mindy! Homer loves Mindy!
Carl: (inside Homer's head) Hey, Homer... you're hallucinating again.
Lenny: (inside Homer's head) Not a good sign.
Homer: Hey, what does this job pay?
Carl: Nothin'.
Homer: D'oh!
Carl: Unless you're crooked.
Homer: Woo-hoo!
Carl: As you know, our president, Chuckie Fitzhugh, ain't been seen lately. We're all prayin' he'll turn up soon, alive and well.
[Everyone laughs]
Carl: All right, all right. But seriously...
Carl: Hey, I hear we're going to Ape Island.
Lenny: Yeah, to capture a giant ape. I wish we were going to Candy Apple Island.
Charlie: What do they got there?
Carl: Apes. But they're not so big.
Lenny: Forget it, Homer. Last year, we were two and twenty-eight.
Homer: Look, I know it wasn't our best season...
Carl: Actually, it was.
Carl: Yeah, you know, those Germans aren't so bad.
Lenny: Sure they made mistakes in the past, but hey, that's why pencils have erasers!