Carlos Solis Quotes (Page 2)
Gabrielle: "He's gonna light himself on fire with coffee liqueur?"
Carlos: "Would not have been my choice."
Carlos: "Oh, my god. Are you trying to say that you don't want Deanna's baby because she's plain?"
Gabrielle: "No, plain I can handle. Carlos, since that woman has walked into our house, the clocks have stopped working."
Carlos: "No one can predict what a child is gonna look like. For all you know, her kid could end up winning beauty contests."
Gabrielle: "With her D.N.A., the only thing that kid's gonna be winning is best in show.
Gabrielle: "So just to be clear, some slutty cheerleader gets knocked up by the soccer coach behind the local gas 'n gulp, and she is going to make sure we're quality people?"
Carlos: "You don't need to answer that."
Carlos: "You know who you are, Gaby? You’re the kind of person who would have turned away Mary and Joseph from the inn."
Gabrielle: "They should have called ahead."
Father Crowley: "Gabrielle, I want you to meet someone. This is Xiao Mei."
Carlos: "She’s the young lady who was forced to work for Maxine Bennett."
Gabrielle: "Oh, the slave. Wow, looks ... well-fed."
Carlos: "Sure. I’d have invited you to the house, but the place is real pigsty."
Sister Mary: "Carlos, I’m a nun, not a moron. I know Gabrielle despises me."
Carlos: "You're crazy."
Gabrielle: "No, I'm pragmatic. Because once you finish your fling, we'll be equals again. And then you won't be able to judge me. And we can go back to being a boring, average married couple. Oh, just do me a favor. Don't bring back any diseases."
Carlos: "You don't know what it was like in there. All right? Twenty hours a day, eight by ten cell, just you and your mind."
Gabrielle: "So pretty much just you."
Carlos: "I am going to live a virtuous life. I want to do right by you, by my mama, and by my God."
Gabrielle: "What the hell did they do to you in that prison?"
Gabrielle: "What is wrong with you? You are totally useless after sex."
Carlos: "I know. I should probably get my thyroid checked out."
