Carlos Solis Quotes (Page 3)
Gabrielle: "We all grieve differently."
Carlos: "You seem to be taking it pretty well."
Gabrielle: "I go shopping, you rip toilets out of the wall. Different strokes."
Carlos: "We never even talked about names. I had my top five all picked out."
Gabrielle: "Honey."
Carlos: "You want to hear 'em?"
Gabrielle: "No, I'm good."
Carlos: "You never thought about names?"
Gabrielle: "Oh, well, it was a little soon for that, don't you think? I mean, how can you name something the size of a walnut?"
David: "You want to know if I’m interested in sleeping with your wife. Well, the answer is yes."
Gabrielle: "Carlos, he’s kidding. Tell him you’re kidding."
Carlos: "Shut it."
Gabrielle: "By the way, he was wearing a suit. How do you know he had a good body?"
Carlos: "Do you know?"
Gabrielle: "No!"
Lamar: "I bet he’s hot!"
Mona: "Do I need to say what our biggest problem is, or can everybody figure it out for themselves?"
Gabrielle: "He called me a bitch."
Carlos: "Well, were you acting like one?"
Gabrielle: "He refused to help me get a conjugal visit."
Carlos: "Hold it. My lawyer’s in traction because you wanted sex?"
Gabrielle: "A woman does need to be loved, and since you didn't give it to me, I had to find it elsewhere."
Carlos: "So that's what the teenager was doing in our bedroom. Filling you with love."
Carlos: "What's the occasion?"
Gabrielle: "Uh, our anniversary?"
Carlos: "Oh, right."
Gabrielle: "How could you forget our anniversary? You sit in a cell all day long staring at a calendar."
Gabrielle: "If we give in to extortion, the guy's just gonna keep coming back for more money."
Carlos: "What choice do I have?"
Gabrielle: "You're a strong guy. You went to college on an athletic scholarship, for God sakes!"
Carlos: "It was for golf!"
Gabrielle: "Oh."
Carlos: "There's this guy, his name's Richie, and he's been saying some stuff to me, and I'm getting worried."
Gabrielle: "Honey, you and your macho pride. Just tell him you're flattered, but you don't swing that way."
Gabrielle: "Why are all rich men jerks?"
Carlos: "Same reason all beautiful women are bitches. So, same time tomorrow?"
Gabrielle: "Sure, baby."
