Carmela Soprano Quotes
Carmela Soprano: Okay, as your parents, we don't feel joining the army is in your best interest.
Anthony Junior: This country is in a crisis.
Carmela Soprano: How can one soldier stop it?
Anthony Junior: When my enlistment's up, I could join the CIA or something. And with a military background, I'd have a leg up. And as an Arabic speaker, I'd be really useful.
Tony Soprano: I don't understand. You're gonna ask the Donald for some time off from your pilot job to go on CIA missions?
Anthony Junior: Everything's a joke to you!
Tony Soprano: I'm not havin' a good time.
Tony Soprano: Thirty thousand dollars for that car!
Anthony Junior: Isn't that what you have insurance for?
Carmela Soprano: What, excuse me? You're not getting another one!
Anthony Junior: Actually, that's good! It'll force me to take the bus.
Carmela Soprano: What?
Anthony Junior: We have to break our dependence on foreign oil.
Tony Soprano: Uncle Bobby's funeral is finally set... for Thursday. You're gonna be there.
Anthony Junior: How's that supposed to work? We're all in defcon 4. Living in separate houses... we're gonna stand out in the open in a cemetery.
Carmela Soprano: There's always a large FBI presence.
Anthony Junior: Unbelievable.
Carmela Soprano: AJ, how...how are we going ta get him ta go along, he won't leave his room, let alone the house.
Tony Soprano: He's gonna leave the house.
Carmela Soprano: Tony...
Tony Soprano: On a piece of plywood if necessary, but he's gonna leave the house.
Tony Soprano: Least my father was out front about what was botherin' him.
Carmela Soprano: Right, with a bullet through your mother's beehive hairdo.
Tony Soprano: Alright, listen. Sweetheart, there's been an accident. We were comin' back from the city. Christopher's dead.
Carmela Soprano: Huh?!! Oh my God!!!
Tony Soprano: Alright... Carm...
Carmela Soprano: What happened?
Tony Soprano: He drove off the road... and... and... and the car flipped over and...look, I'll tell you in detail.
Carmela Soprano: Are you okay?
Tony Soprano: I just banged my knee, you know the one from High School, I'm fine, but... he wasn't wearin' a belt.
Carmela Soprano: So where are you, Saint Claire's.
Tony Soprano: Listen, they're gonna call Kelli, if they haven't already... and... just get Al and Rita on the phone...and get 'em started already.
Carmela Soprano: Alright. Alright. Oh my God, Tony. He's dead?!
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
Tony Soprano: I survived a f**kin' gunshot wound. What are the odds on that?
Carmela Soprano: Terrible.
Tony Soprano: So if you think about it, big picture wise, I'm up.
Carmela Soprano: What?
Tony Soprano: Way up.
Carmela Soprano: (to Tony, about Bobby) You had it coming. You get away with murder because you're his boss.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 21st, 2007 Carmela Soprano: I told you. I had another dream about Ade in Paris. A French policeman told me she was dead and I had to tell her.
Tony Soprano: I know, Carm. Pepe Le Pew.
Carmela Soprano: (about Blanca) She's ten years older than him and she's Puerto Rican.
Tony Soprano: Dominican... maybe. Least she's Catholic. What are you lookin' at me like that for? You were overjoyed when I sat 'im down there.
