Carmela Soprano Quotes (Page 2)
Carmela Soprano: Oh God almighty.
Anthony Junior: If it makes you feel any better, I've been lookin' fer a new job, everyday online! Oh Jesus, you can't even talk ta her.
Tony Soprano: Are you f**kin' kiddin' me? You should be kissin' her feet. Because when you were growin' up, if it wasn't for her, I would've knocked all your baby teeth out with one shot.
Carmela Soprano: I went to Blockbuster today to rent Cinderella Man, and guess what?
Tony Soprano: It's still a classic?
Carmela Soprano: I found out that our son, the liar, had been fired...three weeks ago.
Tony Soprano: From Blockbuster? How the f**k you do that? They got Rhesus monkeys workin' as managers over there.
Tony Soprano: You know, your father did this house. And it was more than decent workmanship. You think about replacin' him before you rush off into somethin' that could maybe cost you a lot more o' your time.
Carmela Soprano: Why do you suddenly care so much about my dad?
Carmela Soprano: I ran into Liz La Cerva at the feast.
Tony Soprano: Yeah...
Carmela Soprano: She has got it in her head that Christopher killed Adriana.
Tony Soprano: Uhuh...what? That's insane.
Carmela Soprano: I know. Then again, he does have a history of being free with his hands.
Tony Soprano: Oh, that makes him O.J.? She was probably drunk Carm.
Carmela Soprano: I really don't think she was.
Tony Soprano: What's it take ta get some f**kin' smoked turkey in this house, huh?
Carmela Soprano: What?
Tony Soprano: I bust my ass all day long, when I come home I want a little smoked turkey. Is that too f**kin' much to ask?!
Carmela Soprano: What the f**k is your problem?!
Tony Soprano: Everything but f**kin' turkey in here!
Tony Soprano: Your amigos with the baggy pants...hope you kept 'em away from the silver.
Anthony Junior: Oh, Jesus. They're musicians, all right? They saw an ad for the drums.
Tony Soprano: You're sellin' your drums?
Anthony Junior: I need cash. I don't play 'em anymore.
Carmela Soprano: Those drums were a gift from your father.
Anthony Junior: Yeah, I don't wanna sell 'em. And if you guys hadn't made me get such a crappy job, I wouldn't have to.
Carmela Soprano: Oh, this is our fault...
Anthony Junior: I'm wastin' my time at Blockbuster.
Tony Soprano: Why don't you get off your ass and find another job.
Carmela Soprano: What about community college? You said you were gonna go back to school.
Anthony Junior: Okay. For the hundredth time.... I can't register until second semester!
Tony Soprano: Oh!
Anthony Junior: Jesus Christ! I do what you guys want. Don't I deserve some kind o' life?
Meadow Soprano: Nine eleven. Nine eleven. Bush is using it as an excuse to erode our Constitutional protections, and you're falling for it.
Carmela Soprano: Well, I voted for him.
Meadow Soprano: Right, well, you don't relate to black people clinging to logs.
Tony Soprano: You know, you oughta chill out about some o' this.
Anthony Junior: Yeah well you're the one who looked like a total asshole. Draggin' me around like I was five years old.
Carmela Soprano: You are a cross to bear. That's all you are. To your father, to me, to everybody.
Vito Spatafore: Goddamn Junior.
Anthony Junior: Anthony Soprano is not goin' to die. I don't know what everybody's talkin' about.
Carmela Soprano: Nobody's sayin' he's gonna die.
Carmela Soprano: It's just that Tony has always loomed so large for A.J.
Rosalie Aprile: Well maybe it's just that A.J. is a selfish boy who doesn't give a s**t.
Carmela Soprano: I'm sorry your son is no longer with us but don't use mine as a guinea pig for your ideas on parenting. I never saw you take a hard line.
Rosalie Aprile: Why do you think I'm talkin' ta you like this?