Carmela Soprano Quotes (Page 3)
Anthony Junior: This is f**kin' weird!
Carmela Soprano: AJ...
Tony Soprano: No, he's right. It is f**kin' weird!
Tony Soprano: Like Popeye says, I yam what I yam.
Carmela Soprano: Well I didn't marry a cartoon character.
Carmela Soprano: Did somebody tell you something?
Hugh DeAngelis: I know all about it. You can save the cloak and dagger.
Mary DeAngelis: AJ?!
Anthony Junior: Huh? What?!
Hugh DeAngelis: Junior Soprano told me all about it.
Carmela Soprano: That miserable f**king man.
Mary DeAngelis: Ohhh...
Carmela Soprano: You don't know the half!
Carmela Soprano: Can we get some able bodied semen over here? Tony B.?
Tony Blundetto: What am I, a f**kin' slave?
Tony Soprano: Oh!!!
Carmela Soprano: I will not tolerate cursing...
Anthony Junior: After sixteen years of uninterrupted potty mouth from you people, I get slammed?
Tony Soprano: What'd that fag want?
Carmela Soprano: Jesus Christ, Tony, everybody's a fag to you. You know, maybe you're a fag, you ever think about that?
Tony Soprano: Can I help it if I know one when I see one?
Carmela Soprano: Oh really? What are the signs? Education...culture?
Tony Soprano: Suckin' a guy's c**k usually tips me off.
Carmela Soprano: How do you know who sucks whose c**k? What, you got a little secret?
Carmela Soprano: There are other things to think about. My husband, for one.
Robert Wegler: Well your husband's going to have to get used to the fact that your life is moving on.
Carmela Soprano: I'm not worried about my life.
Tony Blundetto: I swear, you...you look exactly the same.
Carmela Soprano: Oh, you're still full o' s**t, huh?
Carmela Soprano: You're very nice to do this.
Benny Fazio: Nice got nothin' to do with it.
Carmela Soprano: Can I tell ya somethin' Tony?
Tony Soprano: Don't pretend like I got a choice.
Carmela Soprano: The last year, I have been dreaming and fantasizing and in love with Furio.
Tony Soprano: (laughs) What?
Carmela Soprano: Every morning when he'd come to pick you up, I would look forward to it all night long in bed, next to you. Those nights when you were actually in the bed. And he would ring the doorbell, I felt like my heart would come out of my chest. He would smile, we'd talk, and you would come down the stairs. And I felt probably like someone who was terminally ill and somehow they managed to forget it for a minute. And then it all comes back!