Carrie Bradshaw Quotes (Page 12)
Carrie : What's he doing out here?
Samantha : Pushups, by the look of it.
Samantha : Who's the farmer with the dells?
Carrie : Young MacDonald?
Samantha : Oooh! E-I-E-I-O!
Carrie : Yes, I'd like a cheeseburger, please, large fries and a cosmopolitan.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 14th, 2007Carrie : You can't be friends with a squirrel! A squirrel is just a rat in a cuter outfit.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 14th, 2007Carrie : Philadelphia. Just a hop, skip, a cab, a metroliner and another cab away.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 14th, 2007 Carrie : Now let's retrace your steps. Were you on top?
Samantha : How is that relevant?
Charlotte : You mean you can have them on the bottom?
Samantha : Top, bottom, upside down...
Carrie : All right, now you're just showing off.
Samantha : I've lost my orgasm.
Carrie : In the cab?
Charlotte : What do you mean, 'lost'?
Samantha : I just spent the last two hours f**king with no finale.
Carrie : It happens. Sometimes you just can't get there.
Samantha : I can always get there.
Charlotte : Every time you have sex?
Carrie : She's exaggerating. Please say you're exaggerating.
Samantha : Well, I'll admit I have had to polish myself off once or twice, but yes! When I RSVP to a party, I make it my business to come.
Charlotte : You exchanged keys? That's big!
Carrie : No, that's the opposite of Big.
Charlotte : Whose legs bend back that far?
Miranda : This is like sex for the boneless!
Samantha : See, that's what I love about this guy, Nick, I'm seeing.
Miranda : He's de-boned?
Carrie : I got to thinking about relationships and partial lobotomies: two seemingly different ideas that might just be perfect together—like chocolate and peanut butter.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 14th, 2007