Carrie Bradshaw Quotes (Page 13)
Samantha : Men. We have to run to Helga the Hot Waxer every other week, but them? How would they like it if we told them to shape their hedge, trim their trunk?
Carrie : Plant their bulbs? I'm sorry, we are talking about gardening, aren't we?
Carrie : I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 14th, 2007 Carrie : How did this happen? How did they get the message that the ass is now on the menu?
Miranda : I bet there's one loud-mouthed guy who found some woman who loved it and told everyone 'women LOVE this!'
Carrie : Who is this guy?
Miranda : Who's the woman who loved it?
Samantha : Don't knock it 'till you've tried it!
Carrie : Bingo!
Charlotte : I promise I won't become one of those mothers who can only talk about diaper genies.
Carrie : Good.
Samantha : What the hell is a diaper genie?
Carrie : I don't know... someone you hire to change a kid's diaper?
Carrie : You just caught us a little off guard with the lesbian thing.
Samantha : That's just a label, like Gucci or Versace.
Carrie : Or Birkenstock.
Carrie : I'm fine...but Charlotte, maybe your "hmmm hmmm" would like an order of fries?
• Vote for this Quote! • August 14th, 2007 Charlotte: So every day, I have to keep a vagina diary.
Miranda: No, come on? Dear vagina, why so blue kind of diary?
Carrie:Dear vagina. Guess who I have a crush on?
Charlotte:No! More like "itchy today, not itchy....
Carrie: Sounds like a bestseller!
Carrie : Your vagina's depressed?
Charlotte : The mood elevator sort of corrects the imbalance.
Miranda : Wait a minute, how do you know your vagina's depressed?
Charlotte : There are symptoms!
Carrie : Like what, it can't meet its deadline?
Miranda: It always wants to go to Krispy Kreme?
Miranda : Smart, yes, sometimes cute, but never sexy. Sexy is the thing I try to get them to see me as after I win them over with my personality.
Carrie : You win men over with your personality?
Carrie : I'm thirty-five.
Samantha : Oh, shut the f**k up, I'm a hundred and forty.