Carrie Bradshaw Quotes (Page 15)
Miranda : Everybody masturbates.
Samantha : Mmm, I did it this morning.
Carrie : Well, that explains why I got your voicemail.
Charlotte : We've been trying, you know, to...
Samantha : F**k?
Charlotte : Whatever. And it's just not...
Samantha : Getting big and hard?
Carrie : What is this, dirty Mad Libs?
Miranda : They're starting to die on us.
Charlotte : Oh my god.
Samantha : Well, at least you weren't stood up.
Miranda : 35 and they're dying! We should just give up now.
Carrie : Well, on the bright side this could explain why they don't call back.
Charlotte : How did he...
Miranda : Heart attack. At the gym.
Carrie : See? This is why I don't work out.
Carrie : In the end I decided I was definitely 34 going on 35, but in a city like New York, with its pace and its pressures, sometimes it's important to have a 13-year-old moment. To remember a simpler time when the best thing in life was just hanging out, listening to records and having fun with your friends. In your very own apartment.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 13th, 2007Carrie : When you're a teenager, all you want to do is buy beer. But once you hit 30 all you want to do is to get carded.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 13th, 2007 Carrie : So are you saying there's no way you'd go out with a guy who lived with his family?
Samantha : Well... maybe Prince William.
Wade : I know you've heard of Wonder Woman.
Carrie : Ooh, with the bracelets and the tiara. I used to love that even her accessories had superpowers.
Carrie : One woman's pornographer is another woman's spiritual leader.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 13th, 2007 Miranda : Maybe it's time that I stop being so angry.
Carrie : Yeah, but what would you do with all your free time?
Carrie [on her Brazilian bikini wax]: I got mugged! She took everything I got!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 13th, 2007