Carrie Bradshaw Quotes (Page 17)

Carrie : You've heard those stories about affairs where people realize how great their other relationship is and end it without anyone being the wiser.
Miranda : I don't watch Lifetime television for women.

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Carrie : Our affair, like our hotels, had gone from elegant with crystal to seedy with plastic cups.

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Carrie : When Charles Dickens wrote "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times," I believe he must have been having an affair with his married ex-boyfriend.

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Carrie : There'll be no next time. This is going to be like Bridges of Madison Avenue, a very brief affair I'll write about in sappy letters to my grandchildren.

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Samantha : Don't beat yourself up. Aidan hasn't said "I love you" yet. Until he does, you're a free agent.
Carrie : What is that, The Rules according to Samantha?
Samantha : See? I'm more old fashioned than you think.

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Charlotte : I proposed to myself!
Carrie : What?
Charlotte : Yes. I suggested he have a tomato salad, then I suggested we get married.
Carrie : Wait. What exactly did he say?
Charlotte : Alrighty!
Carrie : Alrighty? He said alrighty? Now I'm thinking the upsetting thing isn't that you proposed, it's that you proposed to a guy that says "alrighty."
Charlotte : Oh, Carrie, stop!
Carrie : Alrighty.

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Aidan : Don't take this the wrong way but this place could use a little work.
Carrie : I know, but I can't afford it.
Aidan : You've got eighty thousand bucks' worth of shoes over there.
Carrie : I needed those!

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Samantha : Maybe there's something he can eat to make it sweeter.
Carrie : Maybe you should write to Martha Stewart.
Miranda : "Dear Martha: Funky spunk. Help."

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Samantha : The guy I'm seeing has the funkiest tasting spunk.
[Charlotte abruptly leaves the restaurant]
Carrie : And she's never coming back!

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Charlotte : Trey is this close to proposing, I can feel it.
Carrie : Oh my god, really?
Miranda : You just met! I've had pairs of pantyhose longer!

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