Carrie Bradshaw Quotes (Page 23)
Charlotte about a waiter dressed in a bondage outfit : How does he wait on tables dressed like that? It's humiliating.
Carrie : Well, the summer I worked at Howard Johnson's I had to wear an orange hat.
Stanford : Excuse me, but when did wild sex come back in style?
Carrie : I think that was the weekend you spent at the Barney's warehouse sale.
Charlotte : I am so confused. Is he gay or is he straight?
Carrie : Well, it's not that simple anymore. The real question is, is he a straight gay man or is he a gay straight man?
Carrie [voiceover] : The gay straight man was a new strain of heterosexual male spawned in Manhattan as the result of overexposure to fashion, exotic cuisine, musical theatre and antique furniture.
Carrie : Now I've laid down a gauntlet. He either has to say "I love you" back or I guess I'm going to have to break up with him.
Charlotte : Well, how long are you going to give him?
Carrie : Well, I didn't put an expiration date on the sentiment, but I figure it's got the shelf life of a dairy product. It's going to start to curdle in about a week.
Miranda : If 85% [of men] aren't circumsized, that means I've only slept with 15% of the population, tops.
Carrie : Wow, you're practically a virgin!
Carrie : You've never seen an uncircumsized one?
Charlotte : I'm from Connecticut!
Samantha : If checking out other women is the biggest problem you're having with him, you're lucky.
Carrie : Well, if it's that small, then he should be able to stop.
Samantha : Oh please, you can't change that about a man. It's part of their genetic code. Like farting.
Carrie : Samantha could always be counted on to take life's lemons and make them into Spanish Fly.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 11th, 2007 Big : This is fun.
Carrie : It's not supposed to be fun. This is somebody's wedding.
Charlotte : I just don't understand. How could you forget someone you slept with?
Carrie : Toto, I don't think we're in single digits anymore.