Carrie Bradshaw Quotes (Page 24)
Carrie : It all seemed so familiar. She was having a deja f**k.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 11th, 2007 : Men cheat for the same reason dogs lick their balls: because they can.
Carrie : Well, I think maybe there's a cheating curve. That someone's definition of what constitutes cheating is in direct proportion to how much they themselves want to cheat.
Miranda : That's moral relativism!
Carrie : I prefer to think of it as quantum cheating.
Samantha : Nobody told me it was BYO man!
Carrie : Well, what did you expect? It's a lesbian art show.
Samantha : I know! But don't straight guys usually follow them around to see what they're going to do?
Big : I never really thought about it.
Carrie : Oh come on. Everybody wonders what happens after you die.
Big : I'm too busy wondering who's dinging my car in the garage.
Carrie : When did being alone become the modern-day equivalent of being a leper? Will Manhattan restaurants soon be divided up into sections -- smoking / non-smoking, single / non-single?
• Vote for this Quote! • August 11th, 2007 Miranda : Orgasm? A major thing in a relationship?
Charlotte : Yeah, but not the only thing. I mean, orgasms don't send you Valentine's day cards and they don't hold your hand in a sad movie.
Carrie : Mine do.
Miranda [looks at watch]: I have to go feed my cat.
Carrie [voiceover]: Miranda had invoked our code phrase, honed over years of bad parties, awful dates and phone calls that wouldn't end. Unfortunately, I wasn't ready to accept defeat. [out loud] I thought you already fed your cat.
Miranda : I have to feed it again.
Manhattan Guy : Cat people are freaks.
Miranda : Whatever happened to aging gracefully?
Carrie : It got old.
Carrie : The reality was, the only thing that went down with any regularity on Charlotte's dates was a Gold American Express card.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 11th, 2007 Samantha : ...Going down, giving head...
Carrie : ...Eating out...
Miranda : I never understood that. Shouldn't it be "eating in"?