Carrie Bradshaw Quotes (Page 26)
Carrie [seeing Mr. Big leaving church with his mother] : There he was, wearing Armani on a Sunday: Mr. Big. I'll admit it was a bit of a shock. Up until that moment I thought he only believed in the Yankees.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 10th, 2007 Miranda : You farted! You're human!
Carrie : I don't want him to know that!
Carrie : There are 1.3 million single men in New York, 1.8 million single women, and of these more than 3 million people, about 12 think they're having enough sex.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 10th, 2007Carrie : New York City is all about sex. People getting it, people trying to get it, people who can't get it. No wonder the city never sleeps. It's too busy trying to get laid.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 10th, 2007 Carrie [buying a pregnancy test] : Which kind do I get?
Miranda : Here. This one's on sale: half off.
Carrie : I just spent $395 on a pair of open-toed Gucci's last week. This is not the place to be frugal.
Carrie : There's a woman in there breastfeeding a child who can chew steak.
Miranda : You know how I feel about that. If you can ask for it, you're probably too old for it.
Samantha : So help me—she f**ks on my couch, she buys it.
Carrie : Isn't that how you got the couch from me?
Samantha : Frankly, I think it's sad, the way she's using a child to validate her existence.
Carrie : Exactly. Why can't she just use sex and a nice c**ktail like the rest of us?
Carrie : My Zen teacher also said: the only way to true happiness is to live in the moment and not worry about the future. Of course, he died penniless and single.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 10th, 2007 Stanford : It's so brutal out there. Even guys like me don't want guys like me. I just don't have that gay look.
Carrie : I dunno, you look pretty gay to me. C'mon, maybe it's just a phase.
Stanford : Puberty is a phase. Fifteen years of rejection is a lifestyle.