Carrie Bradshaw Quotes (Page 27)
Carrie : I just love Sleeping Beauty! The music, the sets, the costumes. It's so romantic!
Stanford : You only like it because she sleeps for a hundred years and doesn't age.
Samantha [about the Turtle] : Once we get the breath under control, I'm going to take him shopping for a whole new wardrobe. He's a cute little fixer-upper!
Carrie : Sweetheart, he's a man, not a brownstone.
Carrie : I'm not going to replace a man with some battery-operated device.
Miranda : You haven't met The Rabbit.
Samantha : Oh come on, if you're going to get a vibrator, at least get one called The Horse.
Charlotte : Jack says that I have a fire inside me.
Carrie : You tell him they make a cream for that.
Carrie : Charlotte hadn't been that excited since she tried on her JV cheerleading uniform for the first time.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 10th, 2007Carrie : The closest Charlotte had ever come to getting screwed on a plane was the time she lost all her luggage on a flight to Palm Beach.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 10th, 2007 Jared : And the greatest thing about writing a successful book, besides the validation and the acclaim is knowing that I'm pumping my ideas in the world.
Carrie : I thought it was the fact that you could behave like an utter asshole and people would find you amusing. :
Jared : I'm like in love with you, you know that. I'm like in love with you. [pause] Will you go home with me tonight?
Carrie : Come on, you wouldn't commit to a nice guy, given the chance?
Stanford : I can't even commit to a long distance carrier.
Miranda [to Charlotte] : Are you telling me you never perform this act?
Carrie : She'll juggle, she'll spin plates but she won't give head.
Carrie : I will not be the first one to speak. And if he never calls me again, I'll always think of him fondly. As an asshole.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 10th, 2007