Catalina Aruca Quotes
Randy: So, Catalina, what are you doing for your mother on mother's day?
Catalina: My mother is dead.
Randy: Oh, I'm sorry.
Catalina: Eh, it's okay. It was either her or me.
Philo: [after Earl tries to persuade Catalina to make out with him to cheer him up] No, it's okay, there's already a girl I'm in love with. She's hot.
Catalina: I'm hot.
Philo: You're okay, but compared to her, you're like those things in Lord Of The Rings that grow out of the ground covered in slime and attack the castle.
Randy: Ewoks. Those are called Ewoks.
Joy: You don't want to injure your toilet-scrubbing hand.
Catalina: Quiero agracader a toda el publico Latino que nos acompaña cada semana. Y para los que no son Latinos, les felicito por aprender otro idioma. (I want to thank all the Latino audience that joins us every week. And for those that are not Latino, congratulations to them for learning another language.)
Joy: Sorry sweetheart, I don't speak maid.
Randy: You know, feliz nobby blah.
Catalina: That means nothing.
Randy: To you, maybe, but in American, that means "Christmas" in Mexican.
Dirk: Hey Earl, is there a condom machine around here?
Earl: No, Dirk!
Dirk: Hey, what are these?
Catilina: Shower caps.
Dirk: That could work!
Earl: Do good things and good things happen to you. Do bad things, they'll come back to haunt you.
Randy: That's deep Earl, so why don't you stop hoggin' those vicodins they gave you and we can all chat about that for awhile?
Earl: I’m talking bout karma.
Randy: Who's karma?
Earl: I don't know, just something Carson Daly came up with.
Catalina: Who is this Carson Daly. Some sort of spiritual leader? A holy man?
Randy: You mean you've never watched TRL? You need to turn on a television when you're scrubbing the toilets.