Celia Hodes Quotes
Celia Hodes: [holds up a flyer] Here. I'm posting these in the neighborhood. I tell you, I have a good mind to stay in a hotel until they catch that cougar. Though a part of me is hoping it will maul Dean, and I wouldn't want to miss that.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 27th, 2007Tennis Pro: That's why I'll never marry.
Celia Hodes: No, you just f**k the married, and then I have to watch it on video.
Celia Hodes: I followed Dean here, did you see him?
Nancy Botwin: Yes, I did, they were playing poker.
Celia Hodes: Oh, great, now he's going to come home broke, stinking of marijuana. Guess that's better than oriental p***y.
Celia Hodes: [watching a video of her daughter] I should've had an abortion.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 27th, 2007 Nancy: I don’t give a flying f**k if you do have cancer. Put your tits away in front of my kid.
Celia: Sorry. I took a lude.
Celia: I was thinking of going bigger.
Nancy: Bigger?
Celia: Really big. Like freak show big. 47 triple Fs. So large that other smaller breasts will want to orbit them.
Celia: Is your mom home?
Shane: Not yet, she went to bail uncle Andy out of jail.
Celia: Well, tell her I stopped by.
Shane: Okay. I like your jacket.
Celia: Well, thank you, Shane. Everyone thinks I’ve lost my mind.
Shane: Everyone thinks I’m weird.
Celia: Well, I can see how you might give that impression.
Shane: I really don’t care what they think.
Celia: Good for you. Let your freak flag fly.
Shane: Really?
Celia: Really. I’ve recently stopped giving a s**t what anyone thinks and I gotta tell ya, I feel great.
Shane: But you have cancer.
Celia: And you have a dead father. Both of us make people really uncomfortable. There’s no way around it. So we can feel all self-conscious and pretend everything’s normal, or we can just be our strange selves.
Maggie: Look who’s here everyone! It’s Celia.
Celia: Down, Maggie. I have cancer. I’m not retarded.
Celia: High on Ludes. Queen of the Roller Disco. I could f**k against a wall with my skates on, no easy feat.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 27th, 2007Celia: I haven’t s**t in three days. I’m like an African famine baby.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 27th, 2007
