Chandler Bing Quotes

Chandler Bing

Chandler: Well, if I were a guy...
[Everyone stares at him.]
Chandler: Wait, did I just say "If I were a guy"?

  • Rating 4.8 / 5Vote for this Quote! • August 9th, 2007


Rachel: Do you guys have to go to the new house right away, or do you have some time?
Monica: We've got some time.
Rachel: Okay. Should we get some coffee?
Chandler: Sure. [pause] Where?

  • Rating 4.2 / 5Vote for this Quote! • August 9th, 2007


Chandler: Oh, my God, you can do a duet of "Ebony and Ivory" all by yourself.

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Chandler: Wow, so tonight might be the night. You nervous?
Joey: Nah. This is the part I'm actually good at.
Chandler: What must it be like not to be crippled by fear and self-loathing?
Joey: It's okay!

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Joey: Who knows what I might say this time?
Chandler: If only there was something in your head to control the things you say!

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Chandler: Honey, I know you're in pain right now, but I'm a little turned on.

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Chandler: You opened all the presents without me?! I thought we were supposed to do that together!
Monica: You kissed another woman!
Chandler: [beat] ...Call it even?!
Monica: Okay!

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Monica: Do you realize that we're getting married in just four weeks? Four weeks baby, FOUR WEEKS!
Chandler: Do you realize that you get louder every week?

  • Vote for this Quote! • August 8th, 2007


Monica: Chandler and I have this pact not to have sex until the wedding.
Ross: A no-sex pact, huh? I seem to have one of those going with every woman in America.

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Monica: Wow! You are really fast!
Chandler: It bodes well for me that speed impresses you.

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