Chandler Bing Quotes (Page 10)
Chandler: You guys in the living room all know what you want to do. You know, you have goals. You have dreams. I don't have a dream.
Ross: Ah, the lesser-known "I don't have a dream" speech.
Chandler: Oh, man - in my next life I'm coming back as a toilet brush!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 6th, 2007Chandler: You're not him. You're you. […] And I'd like to believe that when the right woman comes along, you will have the courage and the guts to say, "No thanks — I'm married."
• Vote for this Quote! • August 6th, 2007 Chandler: You know, I don't know why you're so embarrassed. They were very nice boobies!
Rachel: "Nice"? They were… "nice". I mean, that-that's it? I mean, mittens are "nice".
Chandler(gesturing): "Okay, Rock, Hard Place - Me(emphasized)"
Chandler: What are you guys doing out here?
Ross: Uh.. uh.. Well, Joey and I had discussed getting in an early morning racquetball game. But, um, apparently, somebody overslept.
Joey: Yeah, well, you don't have your racket.
Ross: No, no I don't, because it's being restrung, somebody was supposed to bring me one.
Joey: Yeah, well you didn't call and leave your grip size.
Chandler: Okay, you guys spend way too much time together.
Chandler: You kissed my best Ross! Or something to that effect...
• Vote for this Quote! • August 5th, 2007Chandler: Hey, that monkey's got a Ross on its ass!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 5th, 2007 Chandler: And this from the cry-for-help department. Are you wearing makeup?
Joey: Yes, I am. As of today, I am officially Joey Tribbiani, actor-slash-model.
Chandler: That's so funny, 'cause I was thinking you look more like Joey Tribbiani, man-slash-woman.
Chandler: Couldn't enjoy a cup of noodles after that. I mean, is that ridiculous? Can you believe she actually thought that?
Rachel: Um...yeah. Well, I mean, when I first met you, y'know, I thought maybe, possibly, you might be...
Chandler: You did?
Rachel: Yeah, but then you spent Phoebe's entire birthday party talking to my breasts, so then I figured maybe not.
Chandler: You know, on second thought, gum would be perfection.
Jill Goodacre: [gives him a strange look and a stick of gum]
Chandler: [takes it and chews it][in his mind] Gum would be perfection. Gum would be perfection. Could have said gum would be nice, or I'll have a stick. But no no no nooo. For me, gum is perfection. I loathe myself.
