Chandler Bing Quotes (Page 2)
Chandler: How drunk are you?
Monica: Drunk enough that I know I want to do this. Not so drunk enough that you should feel guilty about taking advantage.
Chandler: That's the perfect amount!
Monica: You kissed a guy? Oh my God!
Chandler: In my defense, it was dark and he was a very pretty guy.
Monica: Is there a Mrs. Stevens?
Chandler: There's a Mr. Bing!
Paul: No, Lizzie's mother passed away shortly after she was born.
All: Aww!
Paul: I get that a lot.
Chandler: Well, you don't look good, Joe.
Joey: The fridge broke, so I have to eat everything. Cold cuts, ice cream, limes. Oh, and what was in that brown jar?
Chandler: That's still in there?
Joey: Not any more.
Joey: Now listen, the last day of auditions is Thursday. Okay? So I gotta get in there by Thursday. Okay? Just remember Thursday. Thursday. Can you remember Thursday?
Chandler: [mockingly] Yeah. So, Tuesday?
Joey: Thursday! Look, if you need help remembering, think of it like this: the third day. All right? Monday, one day. Tuesday, two day. Wednesday, when? Huh? What day? Thursday! The third day! Okay?!
Chandler: Thank you.
Chandler: Ahh, Hotties of the Paleontology Department, there's a big selling calendar!
• Rating 1.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 8th, 2007 Ross: Unagi... I'm always aware.
Chandler: Okay. Are you aware that unagi is an eel?
Chandler [as Roger]: Here's some little known facts about couscous. They didn't add the second cous until 1979.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 8th, 2007 Chandler: I always thought having a heart attack was nature's way of telling you to die!
[Phoebe stares at him angrily.]
Chandler: But you're not gonna die... I mean... you-you are going to die, but you're not gonna die today... I wish I was dead.
Chandler: No! Look, I don't cry! It's not a big deal! Okay?!
Joey: No! It's not okay! You're dead inside!
