Chandler Bing Quotes (Page 3)
Joey: I can't believe Ross went out with Rachel's sister! When Chandler made out with my sister I was mad at him for 10 years.
Chandler: That was like 5 years ago.
Joey: Yeah you got 5 years left!
Chandler: Joey…
Joey: You wanna make it 6?!
Chandler: Ross, just for my own piece of mind, you're not married to anymore of us are you?
• Vote for this Quote! • August 8th, 2007 Joey: Yeah, why don't you move in with me? It'll be great! We could stay up late, watch movies, and you know about Naked Thursday's right?
Rachel: ...Yeah, yeah I think I'm gonna find my own place.
Chandler: Hey-hey! ...I thought Naked Thursday's was just our thing man!
Chandler: Rachel, did it bother you when Ross flirted with other women?
Rachel: No, it bothered me when he slept with other women.
Rachel: I brought reinforcements.
Ross: You brought Joey?
Rachel: Um.. no, but I brought the next best thing.
[Chandler walks in.]
Chandler': Hey.
Ross: Chandler? You brought Chandler? The next best thing would have been Monica!
Chandler: Normally, I'd be offended, but she is freakishly strong.
Monica: What's that noise you just made?
Chandler: Oh that? That's my work laugh.
Monica: Your work laugh?
Chandler: Yeah, and if you want to survive this party, you'll need to come up with one too.
Chandler: What an interesting approach to guitar instruction. You know some might find it amusing. I myself find it regular.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 7th, 2007 Monica: I'll just tell Rachel I'll be doing laundry.
Chandler: Ha! "Laundry"! Is that my new nickname?
Monica: No... You know what your nickname is, Mr. Big—
Chandler: Ross is wearing leather pants!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 7th, 2007 Ross: I am going to make myself happy.
Chandler: Do you want us to leave the room?
Ross: I am going to do one thing that I have never done before. That, my friends, is my New Year's resolution.
Phoebe: Ohh... that's a good one. Mine is to pilot a commercial jet.
Chandler: That's a good one too, Pheebs. Now all you have to find is a plane load of people whose New Year's resolution is to plummet to their deaths.
