Chandler Bing Quotes (Page 4)
Chandler [angerly mocking the duck]: Oh, oh, I'm a duck. I go quack-quack. I'm happy all the time.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 7th, 2007 Joey: We don't make enough fun of you already? What-what?
Ross: Oh, yeah. Emily convinced me to do it.
Chandler: You do know that Wham! broke up?
Monica: How cute is the on-call doctor?
Rachel: So cute I'm thinking of jabbing this pen in my eye.
Chandler: Look, I just think it's time for you to settle down, you know? Make a choice, pick a lane!
Joey: Who's Elaine?
Mr. Treeger: Hey Duck, is Chick here?
Chandler [puzzled]: Yeah... Bunny Rabbit.
Rachel: I will buy and wrap all of your Christmas gifts!
Chandler: No!
Rachel: I'll squeeze you fresh orange juice every morning!
Chandler: With extra pulp!?
Rachel: Yeah!
Chandler: No!
Joanna: Wait, what are you doing?
Chandler: Getting dressed.
Joanna: Why?
Chandler: Well, because when I walk outside naked, people throw garbage at me.
Joey: Hey! We are so in luck! Treeger said we could have all this cool stuff from the basement! Wait right there.
Chandler: Oh, no. I'm paddling away.
[Joey comes back in with folding lawn chairs to finsh off the patio furnature ensamble]
Chandler: Really? We got all this rusty crap for free?
Joey: This and a bunch of bubble wrap, and some of it is not even popped.
[The Chick and the Duck walk in quacking and chirpping]
Chandler: Could we be more white trash?
Rachel: And hey, just so you know — it's NOT that common, it DOESN'T happen to every guy, and it IS a big deal!
Chandler: I knew it!
Joey: I-I can't handle this, guys.
Chandler: You know, I can handle it! Handle's my middle name. Actually, it's the, uh, the middle part of my first name.
