Chandler Bing Quotes (Page 6)
Chandler: All right, you will notice that I am fully dressed. I, in turn, have noticed that you are not. So in the words of A. A. Milne, "Get out of my chair, dillhole!"
Joey: Okay
[Joey gets up and takes the cushions]
Chandler: What are you doing?
Joey: You said I had to give you the chair. You didn't say anything about the cushions.
Chandler: The cushions are the essence of the chair!
Joey: THAT'S RIGHT! I'm taking the essence.
Chandler: All right, I took the quiz. And it turns out I do put career before men.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 7th, 2007 Joey: All right, they got water, orange juice...and what looks like cider.
Chandler: Taste it.
[Joey drinks it, and puts it back in the fridge]
Joey [mad]: Yeah, it's fat. I DRANK FAT!
Chandler: Yeah I know, I did that two minutes ago.
Ross: Women tell each other everything. Did you know that?
Chandler: Umm, yeah.
Ross: No Chandler, everything! Like stuff you like, stuff she likes, technique, stamina, girth....
Chandler: Girth!? Why, why, why, wh-why, why, why, why would they do this!?
Joey: Look, what do you want me to say?
Chandler: I want you to say that you like her!
Joey: I can't. It's like this chemical thing, you know. Every time she starts laughing, I just wanna… pull my arm off just so that I can have something to throw at her.
Chandler: Thanks for trying. Oh, and by the way, there is no "Count Rushmore"!
Joey: Oh, yeah? Then who's the guy that painted the faces on the mountain?
[In the boys' apartment, Rachel enters in her maid-of-honor dress and huge pink hat.]
Chandler: I'm sorry — we don't have your sheep.
Monica: God, it is so nice for once not to get all hung up on "where's this going?".
Rachel: [You] afraid to ask him?
Monica: Could not be more terrified.
Chandler: Well, I think you should seriously consider the marriage thing. Give Rachel another chance to dress up like Princess Bubble Yum.
Chandler: Joey, Joey. Hey, some girl just walked up to me and said, 'I want you Dennis,' and stuck her tounge down my throat. I love this party.
Joey: Quick volleyball question.
Chandler: Volleyball
Joey: Yeah, we set up a court in your room. Uh, you didn't really like that grey lamp, did you?
Chandler: Joey, a woman just stuck her tongue down my throat, I'm not even listening to you.
Girl's Voice: Dennis!
Chandler: Ok, that's me.
Rachel: Both of them are here, both of them, both of them are here?
Chandler: Well, we could count again.
Monica: Joey they're not real. I start miles beneath the surface of these things, ok, they're fake. See [squeezes her breast] honk honk.
Chandler: Wow, it's, it's like porno for clowns.
