Chandler Bing Quotes (Page 7)
Ross and Chandler: Hi
Rachel: What's the matter with you?
Chandler: Some mean guys at the coffee house took my hat.
Rachel: No!
Joey: You're kidding!
Ross: It was ridiculous. These guys were bullies, actual bullies. We're grown ups, this isn't supposed to happen anymore.
Rachel [sympathically hugs Ross]: Oh Honey...
Chandler [feeling left out]: Oh, no, wait a minute. I have no one.
Chandler: Man, I am so beat.
Ross: Oh, yeah
Chandler: Hey you just wanna forget about racquetball and hang out here?
Ross: Yeah, all right.
Chandler: Richard's really nice and everything, uh… It's just that we don't know him really well, you know, and plus, he's, you know… old.
[Monica glares at Chandler.]
Chandler: …-er than some people. But, uh, younger… than some buildings!
Monica: Okay, I've got a leg, three breasts, and a wing.
Chandler: Well, how do you find clothes that fit?
Ross [on the phone]: Woah, woah, woah australopithicus isn't supposed to be in that display.
[Pause]
Ross: No, no, no, no, Homo Habilis was erect, Homo Austrapalithicus was NEVER fully erect.
Chandler: Well maybe he was nervous.
Ross: How do you spell Casey? Is it like at the bat or and the Sunshine Band? (Puts phone down) Who's this Casey?
Phoebe: Some guy she met at the movies.
Ross: What does he want with her?
Chandler: I'm guessing he want to do a little dance... make a little love... and basically get down tonight.
Joey: Some girl ate Monica!
Monica: Shut up! The camera adds ten pounds!
Chandler: Oh. So how many cameras are actually on you?
Chandler: You know, he could've gotten me a VCR, he could've gotten me a set of golf clubs, but no — he has to get me the woman repeller! The eyesore from the Liberace House of CRAP!
Phoebe: It's not that bad.
Chandler: Oh! Yeah. Easy for you to say. You don't have to walk around, sporting some reject from the Mr. T Collection!
Joey: It just seems so futile, you know? All these women, and nothing. I feel like Superman without my powers, you know? I have the cape, and yet I cannot fly.
Chandler: Well now you understand how I feel every single day, ok? The world is my lesbian wedding.
Monica: God, this is so hard. I can't decide between lamb or duck.
Chandler: Well, of course, lambs are scarier. Otherwise the movie would've been called Silence of the Ducks.
