Chandler Bing Quotes (Page 9)
Joey: That book got me through some tough times.
Melanie: [admiringly] There is a little child inside this man.
Chandler: Yes — the doctors say if they remove it, he'll die.
Ross: Do you guys know who "Carl" is?
Chandler: Uh, let's see — Alvin… Simon… Theodore… no.
Chandler: Oh, come on. You told me about the last dream.
Rachel: No, forget it.
Chandler: Oh, why not. Was I doing anything particularly...saucy?
Rachel: All right, fine. Um, you were not the only one there...Joey was there too.
Joey: All right!
Ross: Was there...uh, huh, huh, huh...anybody, anybody else there?
Rachel: No
Ross: You're sure? Nobody uh, handed out uh, mints or anything?
Rachel: No, it was just the three of us.
Ross: Huh!
Joey: So, tell me. Was it like you and Chandler, and then you and me, or you and me and Chandler?
Rachel [laughing]: You know what?
Joey [smiling/laughing]: What?
Rachel [smiling/laughing]: There were times when it wasn't even me.
[Chandler and Joey laughs, until they look at each other]
Phoebe: That is so sweet, you guys. [hugs them]
Chandler: I can't belive it.
Phoebe: Yeah, yeah. They even "do" you.
Chandler; They "do" me?
Phoebe: You know like...uh okay...uh...'Could that report be any later?'
[Joey and Ross laughs]
Chandler: I don't sound like that.
Ross: Oh, oh Chandler...
Joey: Oh...Yeah, you do.
Ross: 'The hills were alive with the sound of music.'
[Phoebe, Joey and Ross laugh]
Joey [reaches for his scone] 'My scone'
Phoebe, Joey and Ross: My scone
[Phoebe, Joey and Ross laugh again]
Chandler: Okay, I don't sound like that. That is so not true.
[Joey and Ross laugh]
Chandler: That is so not...That is so not...That...Oh, shut up!
Chandler: You okay there?
Ross: I can't believe you two had sex in her dream.
Chandler: I'm sorry, it was a one-time-thing. I was very drunk and it was someone else's subconscious.
Phoebe: Just do it - call her! Stop being so testosterony!
Chandler: - Which, by the way, is the real San Fransisco treat.
Chandler: I get my ya-yas from Ikea. You have to put them together yourself, but they cost a little less.
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Chandler: Um, okay, the fifth dentist caved and now they're all recommending Trident?
Monica: It's just, Wendy is more of a professional waitress.
Rachel: Oh, and so I've been saving my status as an amateur to compete in the waitressing Olympics!
Chandler: You know, I hate to brag, but I waited tables in '76 at Innsbruck.
Chandler: Can you see my nipples through this shirt?
Rachel: No. But don't worry, I'm sure they're still there.
