Charlotte York Quotes
Charlotte : You're engaged!
Carrie : I threw up. I saw the ring and I threw up. That can't be normal.
Samantha : That's my reaction to marriage.
Miranda : Can't you bring it up?
Charlotte : Noooo! We finally got the penis working. I don't wanna scare it!
Charlotte : Allow me to get right to the point, guys. After careful consideration, I have decided that I am getting married this year.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007 Charlotte : I cannot believe this is finally happening. I hope nothing goes wrong.
Anthony : Well, if it does, I know some gays who got a Guatemalan kid for like five bucks.
Charlotte : I didn't know Lexi had so many friends.
Carrie : Well, she wasn't always so tragic. Remember the 80's? She was the it girl.
Samantha : I thought I was the it girl.
Miranda : Well, it's your word against a dead girl's, so—you win!
Anthony : The frickin' dog just got her period! ... Show's over!
Charlotte : Don't say that! We can still compete. I once won a junior gymnastics meet when I had mine.
Anthony : It's a dog! What are you going to do, run around looking for a teeny tiny tampon?
Charlotte : Smith is not gay.
Miranda : Of course not!
Charlotte : So this makes you his beard.
Samantha : I'm a beard in a wig.
Charlotte : It's just a subway ride away.
Carrie : A subway that goes underwater! That's not normal!
Charlotte : Why should you give up having a baby for a man you hardly know?
Carrie : Why should I give up a man for a baby I hardly know I want?
Charlotte : Is it safe? Are there stairs? What about sharp edges?
Carrie : Charlotte, it's a death trap. We're just going to strap a pillow around the kid and hope for the best.