Charlotte York Quotes (Page 10)
Charlotte : I have never done a number two at a boyfriend's place.
Samantha : Honey, you're so uptight, you need to do a number seven.
Samantha : I never leave underwear at a guy's place because I never see it again.
Charlotte : What happens to it?
Samantha : Nothing; I just never go back.
Carrie : Doesn't that get a little expensive, disposing of lingerie every time you sleep with a guy?
Samantha : That's why I stopped wearing underwear on dates.
Miranda : And that's why I'm never borrowing a dress from you again.
Carrie : Now I've laid down a gauntlet. He either has to say "I love you" back or I guess I'm going to have to break up with him.
Charlotte : Well, how long are you going to give him?
Carrie : Well, I didn't put an expiration date on the sentiment, but I figure it's got the shelf life of a dairy product. It's going to start to curdle in about a week.
Samantha : It's not what it looks like, it's what they can do with it.
Charlotte : Well, I don't need one that can make its own carrying case.
Carrie : You've never seen an uncircumsized one?
Charlotte : I'm from Connecticut!
Miranda : I'd like to forget some of the men I've slept with.
Charlotte : I keep a list.
Miranda : Oh, how sweet. "Men to do today."
Charlotte : I just don't understand. How could you forget someone you slept with?
Carrie : Toto, I don't think we're in single digits anymore.
Charlotte : Everyone needs a man. That's why I rent. If you own and he still rents, then the power structure is all off. It's emasculating. Men don't want a woman who's too self-sufficient.
Samantha : I'm sorry, did someone just order a Victorian straight up?
Miranda : Orgasm? A major thing in a relationship?
Charlotte : Yeah, but not the only thing. I mean, orgasms don't send you Valentine's day cards and they don't hold your hand in a sad movie.
Carrie : Mine do.
Charlotte : It takes half the total time you went out with someone to get over them.
Carrie : I always like a good math solution to any love problem.