Charlotte York Quotes (Page 11)
Charlotte : Oh God, seeing someone for the first time [after you break up] is the worst. You never know how to act.
Carrie : Yeah, and then there's the vomiting.
Charlotte : Is he a good kisser?
Samantha [crying] : Oh, who the f**k cares? His d**k is like a gherkin.
Charlotte : So, which church does his mother go to?
Carrie : Park Avenue Presbyterian.
Charlotte : Good church! It's one of the best on the east side!
Carrie : What, are you rating churches? Is there a Zagat guide for that?
Miranda : Four stars. Great bread; disappointing wine selection.
Charlotte : Jack says that I have a fire inside me.
Carrie : You tell him they make a cream for that.
Charlotte : I'm afraid if I don't, you'll dump me, and if I do, then I'll be the up-the-butt girl. And I don't want to be the up-the-butt girl because, I mean, men don't marry the up-the-butt girl. Who's ever heard of Mrs. Up-The-Butt?
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 10th, 2007 Samantha : All I'm saying, that this is—this is a physical expression that the body was, well, it was designed to experience. And P.S., it's fabulous.
Charlotte : What are you talking about??? I went to Smith!!
Samantha : Look, I'm just saying... the right guy, and the right lubricant...
Charlotte : I just know no matter how good I feel about myself, if I see Christy Turlington, I just want to give up!
Miranda : Well, I just want to tie her down and force-feed her lard, but that's the difference between you and me.
Charlotte : In some cultures, heavy women with mustaches are considered beautiful.
Samantha : And you're looking at me while you're saying that?