Charlotte York Quotes (Page 5)
Charlotte : We're having Trey's sperm tested.
Miranda : Is it not doing well in school?
Trey : She's expecting us. If we miss the orchid show she'll be devastated.
Charlotte : Then I guess we'll just have to have sex at your mother's.
Trey : People having sex in Connecticut? There's a first time for everything.
Charlotte : Those flowers were supposed to say "We're so sorry, we love you," not "You're dead, let's disco"!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 14th, 2007 Carrie : Now let's retrace your steps. Were you on top?
Samantha : How is that relevant?
Charlotte : You mean you can have them on the bottom?
Samantha : Top, bottom, upside down...
Carrie : All right, now you're just showing off.
Samantha : I've lost my orgasm.
Carrie : In the cab?
Charlotte : What do you mean, 'lost'?
Samantha : I just spent the last two hours f**king with no finale.
Carrie : It happens. Sometimes you just can't get there.
Samantha : I can always get there.
Charlotte : Every time you have sex?
Carrie : She's exaggerating. Please say you're exaggerating.
Samantha : Well, I'll admit I have had to polish myself off once or twice, but yes! When I RSVP to a party, I make it my business to come.
Charlotte : You exchanged keys? That's big!
Carrie : No, that's the opposite of Big.
Charlotte : I choose my choice!
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Charlotte : I promise I won't become one of those mothers who can only talk about diaper genies.
Carrie : Good.
Samantha : What the hell is a diaper genie?
Carrie : I don't know... someone you hire to change a kid's diaper?
Charlotte : Your mother decorated this entire apartment, didn't she.
Trey : Of course! Mother does all our houses.
Charlotte : I should have known. The plaid, and the mallards...
Trey : You don't like them?
Charlotte : No! It's like we live in the Museum of Natural Ugliness!
Charlotte : I was a teen model when the Ralph Lauren store opened in New Haven.
Miranda : Okay, it was amazing that I could keep my lunch down just now.