Charlotte York Quotes (Page 6)
Charlotte: (talking about her vagina) I don't want to look. I think it's ugly.
Miranda: Well maybe, that's why it's depressed!
Charlotte: So every day, I have to keep a vagina diary.
Miranda: No, come on? Dear vagina, why so blue kind of diary?
Carrie:Dear vagina. Guess who I have a crush on?
Charlotte:No! More like "itchy today, not itchy....
Carrie: Sounds like a bestseller!
Carrie : Your vagina's depressed?
Charlotte : The mood elevator sort of corrects the imbalance.
Miranda : Wait a minute, how do you know your vagina's depressed?
Charlotte : There are symptoms!
Carrie : Like what, it can't meet its deadline?
Miranda: It always wants to go to Krispy Kreme?
Charlotte: It's infuriating! Women sit around, obsessing about what went wrong, while men just say "alrighty", and move on.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 13th, 2007 Charlotte : We've been trying, you know, to...
Samantha : F**k?
Charlotte : Whatever. And it's just not...
Samantha : Getting big and hard?
Carrie : What is this, dirty Mad Libs?
Miranda : They're starting to die on us.
Charlotte : Oh my god.
Samantha : Well, at least you weren't stood up.
Miranda : 35 and they're dying! We should just give up now.
Carrie : Well, on the bright side this could explain why they don't call back.
Charlotte : How did he...
Miranda : Heart attack. At the gym.
Carrie : See? This is why I don't work out.
Charlotte : My marriage is a fake Fendi!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 13th, 2007 Charlotte : Could you have more condoms?
Samantha : I did, yes.
Charlotte : So how are you?
Carrie : I'm good. How are you?
Charlotte : Great.
[pause]
Carrie : I told Aidan about the affair and he broke up with me.
Charlotte : Trey and I never had sex on our honeymoon.
Carrie : You win. So. Should we get more coffee or should we get two guns and kill ourselves?
Charlotte : I can't believe you're all going to LA without me.
Miranda : We still can't believe you went on your honeymoon without us!