Charlotte York Quotes (Page 7)
Charlotte [drunk] : I want to do things to him that I have never done to anyone. Like the other night I was thinking about putting whipped cream all over my body.
Samantha : Low fat Kool Whip is the best. It's less sticky than other brands.
Charlotte [After the wedding] I finally get to sleep with Trey.
Carrie : Excuse me?
Miranda : You haven't slept with him yet?
Samantha : Honey, before you buy the car you take it for a test drive!
Charlotte : Is it so much to ask that you not wear your dress up around your see you next Tuesday?
Samantha : My what?
Charlotte [drawing characters in the air] : C - U - Next -
Carrie : Tuesday? Oh my god! Was that a schoolhouse rock I missed?
Charlotte [whispering] : Could you please not use the F-word in Vera Wang?
• Vote for this Quote! • August 13th, 2007 Charlotte : Carrie, you're right, you have to tell him. But not before the wedding. It's supposed to be my week.
Miranda : It's your day. You get a day. Not a week.
Miranda (reviewing Charlotte's prenuptial agreement): Listen, this is just their opening offer. It's totally standard to go back in and negotiate.
Charlotte : Negotiate? I can't even buy stuff on sale!
Charlotte : I proposed to myself!
Carrie : What?
Charlotte : Yes. I suggested he have a tomato salad, then I suggested we get married.
Carrie : Wait. What exactly did he say?
Charlotte : Alrighty!
Carrie : Alrighty? He said alrighty? Now I'm thinking the upsetting thing isn't that you proposed, it's that you proposed to a guy that says "alrighty."
Charlotte : Oh, Carrie, stop!
Carrie : Alrighty.
Charlotte : Trey is this close to proposing, I can feel it.
Carrie : Oh my god, really?
Miranda : You just met! I've had pairs of pantyhose longer!
Charlotte : Do you have another?
Carrie : Ladies, I am not Tampax central. Put on list: buy tampons.
Charlotte : Well, I have them at home but they won't fit in my Kate Spade purse.
Miranda : Wow—Kate must have a tiny vagina.
Charlotte (looking at a catalog) : Oh my god! Vagina weights!
Samantha : Honey, my vagina waits for no man.