Charlotte York Quotes (Page 8)
Charlotte : Listen to this: sometime in the ten years before menopause, you may experience symptoms including all-month long PMS, fluid retention, insomnia, depression, hot flashes or irregular periods.
Carrie : On the plus side, people start to give up their seats for you on the bus.
Charlotte : How old were you [when you lost your virginity]?
Carrie : Eleventh grade. Seth Bateman. His smelly rec room. Half a joint, three thrusts, finito.
Charlotte : Eew!
Carrie : And P.S.—it was on the ping pong table.
Charlotte : Did you know I read that if you don't have sex for a year, you can actually become re-virginized?
Carrie : And, I would imagine, quite frisky.
Carrie : So you're "everything but" girl.
Charlotte : I like to think of it as "kissing with extras."
Carrie : How very ninth grade of you.
Charlotte : You kept all of your great single friends away from me just so you could cheat on your wife? [Slaps him] You should be ashamed of yourself!
Guy : You're such a spark plug! I love that about you!
Charlotte : I am not interested in starting some married man's car!
Charlotte : Do you think I'm a whore?
Samantha : Oh please, if you're a whore, what does that make me?
Charlotte (on her date who's a very bad kisser) : He raped my face! I'm never seeing him again!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 13th, 2007 Charlotte : ...you shouldn't be talking like that at all, Samantha, it's rude and politically incorrect.
Carrie : Sweetie, a reminder: Samantha is rude and politically incorrect.
Miranda : She's an equal opportunity offender.
Samantha : I once dated a guy who liked to wear my underwear but I've never gone the other way.
Stanford : See, when you're gay, everyone can wear everyone's underwear.
Charlotte : That's hygienic.
Miranda : What's in your goodie drawer? Robert's Rules of Order?
Charlotte : I don't have a goodie drawer.
Carrie : Oh, everybody has a goodie drawer.
Samantha : I have a goodie closet!