Chef Quotes (Page 3)
Chef: [singing to advertise his new candy: Chocolate Salty Balls] Say everybody have you seen my balls? They're big and salty and brown! If you ever need a quick pick-me-up, just stick my balls in your mouth! Oooh! Suck on my Salty Chocolate Balls! (Put 'em in your mouth!) Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 30th, 2007Chef: Okay! Everybody get into line, so I can whup all your asses!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 30th, 2007Chef: I can't hit Jesus Christ! My mother would never speak to me again!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 29th, 2007Chef: Oh! That's one fudged-up little cracka!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 29th, 2007Chef: [imitating Michael Jackson's Thriller video clip] I'm gonna make love, even when I'm dead. My body might get cold, but it's always hot in my bed. Make love, don't be afraid. Just because my heart ain't beating, doesn't mean you won't get laid.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 29th, 2007Chef: Now I know how all those white women must've felt.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 28th, 2007Chef: Now, children, gather round and watch the wonders of life! The beauty of Mother Nature!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 28th, 2007
