Chief Wiggum Quotes (Page 5)

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Police Chief Wiggum

[Later, when Homer has arrived at the scene]
Wiggum: Try to talk her out of there. [Hands Homer a megaphone] But don't put your lips on it or anything..

  • Vote for this Quote! • July 13th, 2007


Chief Wiggum: Fat Tony is a cancer on this fair city. He is the cancer, and I am the... um... What cures cancer?

  • Vote for this Quote! • July 12th, 2007


Chief Wiggum: Krusty the Klown, you're under arrest for armed robbery. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say... blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah.

  • Vote for this Quote! • July 10th, 2007


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