Chris Griffin Quotes (Page 6)
Peter Griffin: Hey Chris, what are you doing?
Chris Griffin: Just layin' back in the cot, peepin' at this here homie. Yo pops, let me have some cheddar. Some player hater be throwin' salt in my game and grillin' me over my gear, and I needs to be mackin' style.
Peter Griffin: Well, uh... the important thing is you tried, son.
Chris Griffin: What's a Library, Dad?
Peter Griffin: Oh, it's just a place where homeless people come to shave and go BM.
Brian Griffin: Were you followed?
Lois Griffin: Don't worry, I've got a decoy.
[cutaway to Spooner Street, where Chris, dressed as Lois, pushes Stewie in a stroller down the sidewalk]
Glenn Quagmire: Hey, Lois. Hubba-hubba... whoa, Lois! You've put on a few, huh?
Chris Griffin: Well, I never! [slaps Quagmire]
Stewie Griffin: That's all right, honey. I didn't think he was the one, anyway. Now, let's go get sundaes.
Chris Griffin [as he writes in his journal]: Man, was last night weird. I kissed a boy, but the truth is, I really like him as a friend. His name is Sam.
Brian Griffin: You kissed Sam last night?!
Chris Griffin: How did you know?
Brian Griffin: Well, you're saying it out loud, I could hear you in the other room.
Chris Griffin: You know, the weird thing is, kissing Sam kinda felt right. But I don't know if I can face him again. Brian, what should I do? I haven't been this confused since the ending of No Way Out.
Herbert the Creepy Old Pedophile: You like Popsicles?
Chris Griffin: Well, sure.
Herbert: Then you need to come on down to my basement. I got a whole freezer full of popsicles. Mmmm!
Chris Griffin: No thanks. I gotta get going.
Herbert: Oh, don't make me beg, now.
Chris Griffin: Ha, ha, ha! You're funny. Bye!
Herbert: Get your fat ass back here...
Chris Griffin: What kind of gifts have boys gotten for you, Meg?
Meg Griffin: Oh! Well, my boyfriend, Prince Willam, got this beautiful watch, and this diamond tiara, and this wonderful scepter!
Stewie Griffin: She needs to get laid, big time
Barbara: I'm having a birthday party next week. I was hoping you could come. [She hands Chris an invitation]
Chris Griffin: Oh, no! Someone peed in my pants!
Chris Griffin: I'm supposed to be on my best behavior tonight, and not mention poo. Oh, God! What have I done?
• Vote for this Quote! • July 5th, 2007Chris Griffin: When I stick this army guy with the sharp bayonet up my nose it tickles my brain. [does so and laughs] Ow! Oh, now I don't know math.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 5th, 2007 Chris Griffin: Go, Dad! Kick her ass!
Meg Griffin: [shoves Chris] Shut up! This is all Dad's fault!
Chris Griffin: I don't like to be touched! [