Christopher 'Chrissy' Moltisanti Quotes
Christopher Moltisanti: (after car accident) Ton'. You gotta help me.
Tony Soprano: I'm comin'.
Christopher Moltisanti: I'll never pass a drug test.
Tony Soprano: What?
Christopher Moltisanti: You gotta get me out. I'm gonna lose my license. (Tony breaks Christopher's window) Never pass a drug test. Call me a taxi. (suffocates Christopher)
Christopher Moltisanti: Frankly Ton', I'm thinkin' maybe we should meet Phil's number.
Tony Soprano: Why? I think that would set a terrible precedent right now. Just bend over? When he just became boss o' the family over there?
Christopher Moltisanti: Yeah, well, that's the flying ointment. Even still, I say let 'im have it. Life's too short.
Christopher Moltisanti: Listen Paulie-
Paulie Walnuts: Forget it, okay? Shit happens, what are ya gonna do. There's no point ruminatin'.
Christopher Moltisanti: You're right, I just wanted ta say I'm sorry.
Paulie Walnuts: Me too.
J.T. Dolan: I have told you repeatedly. I do not wanna hear this s**t!
Christopher Moltisanti: I let you be part of my movie.
J.T. Dolan: You let me?
Christopher Moltisanti: I'm pourin' my heart out man-
J.T. Dolan: And I'm very sorry.
Christopher Moltisanti: But we met in A.A.
J.T. Dolan: Chris, you're in the mafia!
Christopher Moltisanti: Fine. (shoots J.T. dead)
Christopher Moltisanti: They broke inta the guy's store T!
Tony Soprano: Yeah, I hear ya, I get it. But we're in the middle o' talkin' about an ongoing potentially multi million dollar proposition here Christopher.
Christopher Moltisanti: It ain't the money Ton'.
Tony Soprano: Oh really? Well I'm glad ya feel that way. Power ta drills, you believe this s**t? Go have a Live Ricky or whatever the f**k it is you're drinkin' these days and we'll be done in a few minutes.
Christopher Moltisanti: Forget it, alright! I got other s**t ta do!
Paulie Walnuts: Lower your voice! I got neighbors!
Christopher Moltisanti: F**k your neighbors! When you gonna pay me?
Paulie Walnuts: When you suck the money outta my ass! Now get the f**k out!
Paulie Walnuts: What d'ya say we take a ride...little prime rib, on me.
Christopher Moltisanti: Maybe next time.
Paulie Walnuts: What, are you watchin' your cholesterol now too?
Christopher Moltisanti: The whole sequence with Sally Boy bangin' the fiance. You gotta tell Tony that was your idea.
J.T. Dolan: It wasn't my idea.
Christopher Moltisanti: What are you, f**kin' stupid now? He probably thinks I put it in there to embarrass him.
J.T. Dolan: Why did you put it in there?
Christopher Moltisanti: It was an idea. I don't know. Who knows where they f**kin' come from. Isaac Newton invented gravity 'cause some asshole hit 'im with an apple.
J.T. Dolan: It's bad enough that I don't get credit for my own ideas. Now I'm supposed ta take responsibilty for some s**t that's gonna get me in trouble. F**k that man.
Christopher Moltisanti: You're my cousin and I love you Carmela, but I don't like what you're inferrin' here, either with the movie or with how I treated Adriana.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 21st, 2007Christopher Moltisanti: F**k Ben Kingsley. Danny Baldwin took 'im ta f**kin' acting school.
• Rating 3.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • September 21st, 2007
