Christopher 'Chrissy' Moltisanti Quotes (Page 2)
Christopher Moltisanti: It's just weird, you know? Bein' where he's been.
Julianna Skiff: He hasn't been anywhere. Nothing happened. I told you that.
Christopher Moltisanti: Don't matter. He's been there in his mind.
Julianna Skiff: (after sex with Chris) You ruined my dress.
Christopher Moltisanti: Save it. Like Monica Lewinsky. Show your friends how hard you made me come.
Kelli Lombardo: Shouldn't we see the inside first sweetie?
Christopher Moltisanti: If it has an inside, we're buyin' it.
Christopher Moltisanti: I tell ya though... when he pulled that trigger...I almost s**t myself.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 21st, 2007 Tony Soprano: Let me ask you somethin'. Those, uh, two Arabs. With the credit cards, Fazool or whatever his name is-
Christopher Moltisanti: Yeah?
Tony Soprano: You think there's a chance they could be, uh, I don't know, Al-Qaedas, somethin' like that?
Christopher Moltisanti: Hmmm...you know at one point it did cross my mind.
Tony Soprano: Yeah, and?
Christopher Moltisanti: I don't think so. They're gun nuts, but the smaller guy, Ahmed, when those Danish cartoons got published, he was very upset, but at the protestors. He said he hated the cartoons but that the rioting s**t would just bring bad attention to all Muslims. And the other guy, Mohammad, his brother's a government interrogator in uh, Lebanon, or Syria. Plus Mohammad and his girlfriend have a dog, a springer spaniel.
Tony Soprano: I'm gonna get a coffee.
Christopher Moltisanti: You are not gonna f**kin' believe this.
James Zancone: Vito Spatafore's an ass muncher.
Paulie Walnuts: Oh!!!
Silvio Dante: What?
Tony Soprano: What'd you just say?
James Zancone: I'm sorry, it's true.
Christopher Moltisanti: We ran into this kid. Vito was spotted in a fag bar in New York.
Tony Soprano: By who?
Christopher Moltisanti: The kid's cousin. Allegedly.
James Zancone: Probably bulls**t.
Silvio Dante: He's a married man.
Kevin Mucci: Chris, right?
Christopher Moltisanti: Should I know you?
Kevin Mucci: Kevin Mucci. Yonkers. We met at the Trotters. Sal Iacuzzo's cousin.
Christopher Moltisanti: Right. Hey.
Kevin Mucci: Hey.
James Zancone: Yonkers? What are you, lost?
Kevin Mucci: My ex's birthday over at the Red Robin in Clifton. I figured I'd need a meeting to make it through that s**t.
James Zancone: I hear that.
Kevin Mucci: So, uh, I saw my cousin this week. It turns out he, uh, ran into a friend o' yours, the big guy, Vito.
Christopher Moltisanti: And?
Kevin Mucci: He was in a fag bar, dancin' with a guy.
Christopher Moltisanti: The f**k out!
Christopher Moltisanti: Allegra... ain't that a cold medicine?
Paulie Walnuts: Means happiness in Italian.
Christopher Moltisanti: The f**k's that got to do with cold medicine?
Christopher Moltisanti: I'm just sayin' I don't think it's a good idea.
Tony Soprano: Well, I didn't ask you what you f**kin' think.
Tony Soprano: "Wallet biopsy"? Nice. Very nice.
Rudy Diaz: These people are sayin' I took money from your wallet? F**k that!
Christopher Moltisanti: Whoah. Whoah. Whoah. What'd you say?
Rudy Diaz: I was looking for proof of insurance. I was only doin' my job.
Tony Soprano: They heard a lot o' that at Nuremberg. You owe me two K. It was gone from my wallet.
Rudy Diaz: I don't have that kind o' money.
Christopher Moltisanti: One week... Rudy Diaz... or you'll need a paramedic.
