Christopher 'Chrissy' Moltisanti Quotes (Page 8)

Christopher 'Chrissy' Moltisanti

Christopher Moltisanti: How long you think we gotta stay there?
Paulie Walnuts: That's different for everybody. You add up all your mortal sins, multiply that number by 50, then you add up all your venial sins and multiply that by 25. You add them together, and that's your sentence. I figure I'm gonna have to do about 6,000 years before I get accepted into heaven. And 6,000 years is nothing in eternity terms. I could do that standing on my head. It's like a couple of days here.

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Matthew Bevilaqua: To kick upstairs to Tony Soprano would be an honor.
Sean Gismonte: He the man.
Christopher Moltisanti: I thought you said I was the man. He the man, I the man, who the man?
Sean Gismonte: "Are vee not men?"

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Black Guy: We wanna talk to your foreman.
Christopher Moltisanti: You wanna talk to the foreskin?
Black Guy: You a wise ass motherf**ker huh?
Christopher Moltisanti: Well, keep your mother off the streets and I won't f**k her!

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Jimmy Altieri: I got enough cologne on?
Christopher Moltisanti: You smell like Paco Rabanne crawled up your ass and died.

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Massive Genius: Bold men make bold statements.
Christopher Moltisanti: Why'd they send you over, I'm lookin' for a burger, not converted rice!

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Christopher Moltisanti: Hair Net Central, what am I back here, Mark Fuhrman?
Black Guy: Yo, you a d**k man.
Christopher Moltisanti: It's f**king discrimination already!

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Christopher Moltisanti: I take a lickin' but keep on tickin'.

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Christopher Moltisanti: Brendan's dead. His brains are floatin' in his bathtub. Message job, through the eye.
Big Pussy Bonpensiero: Moe Greene Special.

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Christopher Moltisanti: This ain't negotiation time. This is Scarface, final scene, f**kin' bazookas under each arm, "say hello to my little friend!"
Silvio Dante: Always with the scenarios.

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Christopher Moltisanti: Louis Brazzi sleeps with the fishes.
Big Pussy Bonpensiero: Luca Brasi. Luca…
Christopher Moltisanti: Whatever.

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