Conrad Shepard Quotes

Conrad Shepard: You calling black people stupid?
Nancy Botwin: And lazy... and they also steal.
Heylia James: Yeah, but we sings and we dances real good.

  • Vote for this Quote! • August 27th, 2007


Conrad: This is for you, Snowflake. This my special blend, I call this here Clark Kent. Just sniff this, right here. It’s good, huh?! You smoke this s**t and you just wanna rip your clothes off in a phone booth and fight crime. I’m serious!

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Nancy: All bun?
Conrad: No, uh… hot dog.

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Conrad: You should never question Heylia’s eyeballin. That’s the Rainman of weed, right there.
Silas Botwin: What? Who told you that? She’s totally deaf. And Dennis Kling says there’s nothing wrong with her tongue.

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Nancy Botwin: Maybe black people need to start stealin’ a little bit bigger.
Conrad Sheperd: Maybe f**kin’ so.

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