Cosmo Kramer Quotes (Page 10)
Voice: Murphy Brown.
Kramer: Uh, yeah, uh, Candace Bergen please.
Voice: Who's calling please?
Kramer: Well, just tell her that it's Kramer.
[dial tone]
Jerry: You scared me!
Kramer: It’s just me.
Jerry: That’s enough!
Kramer: Do you ever yearn?
George: Yearn? Do I yearn?
Kramer: I yearn.
George: You yearn?
Kramer: Oh, yes. Yes, I yearn. Often I sit... and yearn. Have you yearned?
George: Well not recently. I craved.
Kramer: All right, Coney Island. Ok, you can take the B or the F and switch for the N at Broadway Lafayette, or you can go over the bridge to DeKalb and catch the Q to Atlantic Avenue, then switch to the IRT 2, 3, 4 or 5, but don't get on the G. See that's very tempting, but you wind up on Smith and 9th street, then you gotta get on the R.
Elaine: Couldn't he just take the D straight to Coney Island?
Kramer: Well, yeah...
Elaine: George, this is one of the nicest things anyone has ever given me!
George: Well good, good. Take it off, you're going to wear it out already. It's for special occasions, this thing.
Kramer: What's that red dot on your sweater?
Jerry: Should we walk him around?
Elaine and Kramer: Yes, yes.
Kramer: Yeah, I've seen them do that.
Jerry: No, no that's for a drug overdose.
Kramer: Maybe that's what he's got.
Elaine: No, no, no, no, Kramer. I just had lunch with him, he didn't leave the table.
Kramer: Well he could have dropped acid when you weren't looking.
Kramer: Oh, you're as pretty as them! You just need a nose job.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007 Kramer: Bookman? The library investigator's name is actually Bookman?
Librarian: It's true.
Kramer: That's amazing. That's like an ice cream man named Cone.
Kramer: I must have been out of my mind. Look at you. Why don't you do something with your life? Sit around here all day, you contribute nothing to society. You're just taking up space. How could I be with someone like you? Couldn't respect myself.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007Kramer: Hey, I saw DiMaggio in the donut shop again.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007
