Cosmo Kramer Quotes (Page 11)
Kramer: Make love to that wall, pervert!
• Vote for this Quote! • June 25th, 2007 Kramer: Are you Ray?
Ray: Yes.
Kramer: Yeah! You're the punk I'm looking for!!
Kramer: You don't think I can do it.
Jerry: I know that you can't, and I'm positive that you won't.
Kramer: How can you not have insurance?
Jerry: Because I spent my money on the Clapco D29. It's the most impenetrable lock on the market today. It has only one design flaw...the door... MUST BE CLOSED!!
Kramer: I'm human...
Jerry: In your way.
Kramer: "Cable boy. Cable boy. What have you done to my little cable boy!"
• Vote for this Quote! • February 13th, 2007Jerry: What you're suggesting is illegal.
Kramer: It's not illegal!
Jerry: It's against the law.
Kramer: Well, yeah.
Kramer: "Boy, they've got a great cafeteria downstairs. Hot food, sandwiches, a salad bar. It's like a Sizzler's opened up a hospital!"
• Vote for this Quote! • February 13th, 2007Kramer: Well... Newman jumped last night.
Jerry: What?! Did you talk to him? What did you say?
Kramer: I said "Wave when you pass my window."
Kramer: I feel like I've had two lives. My pre-mousse, and now I begin my post-mousse.
• Vote for this Quote! • February 13th, 2007
