Cosmo Kramer Quotes (Page 2)
George:: Why couldn't you squeeze one of those stupid rubber balls to get your stress out? Why did you have to destroy 25 computers?
Kramer: George, you listen to me. I owe ya one.
Kramer: Simple. You let out one emotion, all the rest will come with it. It's like Endora's box.
Jerry: That was the mother on Bewitched. You mean Pandora.
Kramer: Yeah, well, she... had one, too.
Jerry: Kramer, I am so sick of you comin' in here and eatin' all my food. Now shut that door and get the hell out of here!
Kramer: [laughs] What is that, a new bit?
Kramer: [in annoying voice] Helloooooooo!
• Vote for this Quote! • July 4th, 2007 Dean Jones: "I've been reviewing Darren's internship journal. Doing laundry, mending chicken wire, high tea with a Mr. Newman?"
Kramer: "Well, it all sounds pretty glamorous, but it's business as usual at Kramerica."
Dean Jones: "Far as I can tell, your entire enterprise is little more than a solitary man with a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken."
Kramer: "And with Darren's help, we'll get that chicken!"
Elaine: How 'bout this one? How 'bout, 'Your cranium called. It's got some space to rent.'?
George: What does that mean?
Jerry: Hey, here you go: Hey, Reilly. The zoo called. You're due back by six!
George: No. No, no, no. You're not helping me.
Kramer: Look, just tell him you had sex with his wife. That'll kill him.
Kramer: Little Jerry's going to get his clock cleaned. I gotta get him outta there. [lunges for Little Jerry] ... Little Jerry!
Jerry: Kramer!
Elaine: Stop the fight!
George: Tamale!
Kramer: Hey, stay away from the chicken. Bad chicken, mess you up.
Seth: That's not going to be good for business.
Jerry: That's not going to be good for anybody.
Joey: [buzzer] Come on. Mom's down in the car.
Kramer: Okay, Joey.
Jerry: You guys both have class at the same time?
Kramer: No, we're in the same class.
Jerry: What do you mean you're in the same class?
Kramer: He almost beat me.
Jerry: Kramer, you're fighting children?!
Kramer: We're all at the same skill level, Jerry.
Jerry: He's nine years old! You don't need karate, you can just wring his neck!
Kramer: What's wrong?
Elaine: Oh, Peterman ran off to Burma and now he wants me to run the catalog.
Kramer: Where?
Jerry: Myanmar.
Kramer: What's that? The discount pharmacy?
