Cosmo Kramer Quotes (Page 3)
Frank: His name was Carlo Costanza. We played together every day until I was four. If I could just look through your photographs, maybe I could recognize him.
Maestro: Unfortunately those photographs are at home.
Kramer: Well, listen, if you bring 'em by, maybe we could interest you in a game of pool. Yeah, Frank here, he's got his own billiard room.
Frank: Yes, It's, uh, it's... uh, uh.. What do you call it, Kramer?
Kramer: A billiard room.
Frank: No, not billiard. Not billiards. It was..come on, already. Come on...
Kramer: What?
Frank: We call it..the, uh..
Kramer: "The Place To Be!"
Frank: "The Place To Be!" Yes! It's the place to be.
Kramer: I just took a bath, Jerry. A bath!
Jerry: No good?
Kramer: It's disgusting. I'm sitting there in a tepid pool of my own filth. All kinds of microscopic parasites and organisms having sex all around me.
Kramer: I talk the talk and I walk the walk, baby.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 2nd, 2007Kramer: Oh, by the way, George, tomorrow night, Paul O'Neill has to catch a fly ball in his hat.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 2nd, 2007 Kramer: Look at this, Jerry; dropping paper on the ground. That's littering.
Jerry: Maybe you better call the cops and turn me in.
Kramer: Maybe I will.
Jerry: I can't believe you're a friend of mine.
Kramer: What kind of person are you going around killing people?
Jerry: Well, I am sure I had a good reason.
Kramer: Well, if you'll kill this person, who's to say I wouldn't be next?
Jerry: But you know me!
Kramer: I thought I did!
Jerry: Hey, Kramer, if I killed somebody would you turn me in?
Kramer: Definitely.
Jerry: You're kidding?
Kramer: No, no, I would turn you in.
Jerry: You would turn me in?
Kramer: I wouldn't even think about it.
Kramer: A turkey sandwich, a side of slaw... you want white meat or dark?
Bette: White meat.
Kramer: Yeah, white meat. And if I see one piece of dark meat on there, it's your ass buster!
Kramer: I got the pineapple! I got the pineapple!
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Kramer: I am Cosmo Kramer ... the Assman.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007
