Cosmo Kramer Quotes (Page 4)
Jerry: You look like a pirate.
Kramer: I want to be a pirate!
Kramer: Yes, yes. You're like Switzerland.
Jerry: I don't wanna be Switzerland.
Kramer: Santa speaks the language of all children.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007 Kramer: She's hungry Jerry.
Jerry: Well there's nothing left. There's no food.
Elaine: "So, mom and pop's plan was to move into the neighborhood, establish trust - for 48 years - and then run off with Jerry's sneakers?"
Kramer: "Apparently."
Jerry: "So where's my sneakers?"
Kramer: "That's what I want to know."
Jerry: "What do you mean?"
Kramer: "Well, I saw mom and pop this morning, but when I went by the store on my way home the place was empty. Everything is gone. Mom and pop vanished!"
Jerry: "So all my sneakers are gone?"
Kramer: "I'm afraid so, and that's just the tip of the iceberg. I've been asking around. They didn't even have any kids."
Jerry: "Mom and pop aren't even a mom and pop?
Kramer: "It was all an act, Jerry. They conned us, and they scored big-time!"
Jerry: We should get you to a hospital.
Kramer: I ain't going to no Bellview.
Kramer: "Jerry, you stand on the threshold to the magical world of sensual delights that most men dare not dream of."
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Kramer: "I need the secure packaging of Jockeys. My boys need a house!"
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Kramer: Accident? This was no accident. These doves were murdered!
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007
