Cosmo Kramer Quotes (Page 5)
Kramer: Look if you think I'm just going to step aside and do nothing while you defile this woman, you're crazy.
• Rating 2.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Kramer: You know who you are? You're Even Steven!
• Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007 Rachel: Kramer, I just want to thank you again for last night, you really saved me.
Michael: What happened?
Rachel: Well, I almost tried the lobster, but Kramer stopped me.
Kramer: Well I knew you'd regret it for the rest of your life.
George: You mean she just laid there topless?
Kramer: No, no, she got up, she walked around...
George: Walked around? And you looked?
Kramer: Of course. She's got a great body, buddy!
George: You saw Jane topless?
Jerry: Well, when you went for the tomatoes she lied out topless.
George: Oh you mean face down on her chest.
Jerry: No.
George: Face up on her back?
Jerry: Yeah.
George: Well why'd she do that?
Kramer: I guess she was hot.
Kramer: Hey, hey, hey! Look at what I got!
George: Hey! Wow, the K-Man!
Jerry: You got lobster for everybody?
Kramer: Yeah, and they're fresh! Right out of the ocean.
George: This is fantastic. Man, what a weekend. Swimming, lobster for dinner...
Kramer: I know, it's great. And I saw Jane topless.
Jerry: This is weird, wild stuff. George hasn’t even seen her yet.
Elaine: Why do you think we’re getting a sneak preview?
Kramer: Maybe she’s trying to create a buzz.
Elaine: What?
Kramer: You know, get some good word-of-mouth going.
Jerry: Oh this is interesting.
Elaine: What?
Jerry: Jane's topless.
Kramer: Yo-Yo Ma.
Jerry: Boutros Boutros-Ghali.
Elaine: Nice rack.
Kramer: I'm gonna go see if there are any girls on the beach. Elaine, you wanna come?
Elaine: No thanks. I got plenty of girlfriends.
Kramer: Hey Jerry. Rub some lotion on my back.
Jerry: Who are you, Mrs. Robinson?
Kramer: Come on, I'll rub some on yours.
Jerry: No, there's no sweetening the deal. No.
