Cosmo Kramer Quotes (Page 7)
Jerry: You're crazy.
Kramer: Am I? Or am I so sane that you just blew your mind?
Jerry: It's impossible.
Kramer: Is it? Or is it so possible that your head is spinning like a top?
Jerry: It can't be.
Kramer: Can't it? Or is your entire world crashing down all around you?
Kramer: I'm doing a coffee-table book on coffee tables!
• Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007Kramer: I'd like to have shoehorn hands.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007 Driver: I'm so sorry, you'll have to forgive me. I can't hear a damn thing. I went to that rock concert last night at the garden. My seats were right up against the speaker. It's a heavy metal group. "Metalli"-something.
Kramer: "Ca".
Driver: Huh?
George: Wha..?
Jerry: "Ca".
George: Ah.
George: So, any word? Did you hear from the "pigman"?
Kramer: No.
George: And he's not a "pigman" is he?
Kramer: No, he's not. He's just a fat little mental patient.
Kramer: I'm tellin' ya! The pigman is alive. The government's been experimenting with pigmen since the fifties.
Jerry: Will you stop it. Just because a hospital gets a grant to study DNA doesn't mean they are creating a race of mutant pigmen.
Kramer: Oh, Jerry. Wake up to reality! It's a military thing. They're probably creating a whole army of pig warriors.
Kramer: (sees George wearing ladies' glasses) May I have one of those, madam?
• Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007 Kramer: You're the first pirate!
Jerry: But I don't want to be a pirate!
Jerry: But why would you fake it?
Kramer: Say you wanted to get some sleep.
Kramer: I've been faking it so I wouldnt hurt her feelings.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007
