Cosmo Kramer Quotes (Page 8)
Kramer: I got news for you: handicapped people, they don't even want to park there! They wanna be treated just like anybody else! That's why, those spaces are always empty.
George: He's right! It's the same thing with the feminists. You know, they want everything to be equal, everything! But when the check comes, where are they?
Elaine: What's that suppose to mean?
Kramer: Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's. peppermint; it's delicious!
Jerry: That's true.
Kramer: It's very refreshing!
Kramer: I thought we were friends!
• Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007Kramer: I don't wanna get a movie hot dog! I want a Papaya King hot dog!
• Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007Kramer: Listen to the bell, Grossbard. It tolls for thee.
• Rating 4.9 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007 Kramer: [looking out the window] Oh, that's good. That's good. That's very, very good. Oh, it's hot in there. It's hot in there. So, just walk around a little bit. Don't be ashamed, don't be ashamed.. that's good, good.. yes, yes, yes.
Jerry: [singing along with the TV] The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round. The wheels on the bus...
Kramer: [singing] The woman across the street has nothing on, nothing on, nothing on...
Jerry: Look, I'm sorry-
Kramer: No, I'm not gonna let you do it, Jerry.
Jerry: Kramer, get outta my way!
Kramer: No, no, no. Don't do it. Don't do it! For my sake! God knows I don't ask you for much! Now, come on. Please, Jerry. Please! I'm beggin' ya! Please! Come on! Please!
Jerry: All right..
Kramer: Yes!
Jerry: ..All right.
Kramer: Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Jerry: She's not there!
Kramer: Oh, I can wait.
Kramer: Do you hear what you're saying?! Can you hear it?! This is a beautiful woman walking around naked, and you want to tell her to stop?! That's the dumbest thing I ever heard! I mean, think... I'm not gonna let you do it.
Jerry: Well, I'm doin' it, get out of my way.
Kramer: No, no, no, no. You can't! You can't! This is something that comes about once in a lifetime! When we were boys, looking through our bedroom windows, we would think: "Why can't there be a woman out there, taking her clothes off?" And now that wish has come true, and you want to throw it away?!
Kramer: So, did you make it through the night?
Jerry: Yes, I'm proud to say I did!
Kramer: So, you're still master of your domain.
Jerry: Yes. Yes I am. Master of my domain. But I will tell you this: I am going over to her apartment, and I'm tellin' her to put those shades down!
Kramer: Woah, woah, woah. What-what did you just say?
Jerry: I can't take it anymore! She's driving me crazy! I can't sleep, I can't leave the house, and I' here, I'm climbin' the walls. Meanwhile, I'm dating a virgin, I'm in this contest - something's gotta give!
Kramer: I'm out.
Elaine: What?!
Kramer: Yeah, I'm out - I'm out of the contest.
George: You're out?!
Kramer: Yeah, yeah.. What?
Elaine: Well, that was fast!
Jerry: Well, it was that woman across the street. You know, you better be careful, buddy. She's gonna get you next.